Noodle Neck Launched Today 21/08/25

So… apparently Barney has decided to go into business.
Yes, my lanky, sofa-licking greyhound has a vision: sleek collars for long dogs with even longer necks.

Introducing Noodle Neck Co. 🐕✨
A little project that’s been taking shape behind the scenes — equal parts elegant, ridiculous, and very, very greyhound.

We’re talking:

• Collars that look good in park photos and withstand the occasional zoomie.
• Branding that’s more art deco chic than muddy pawprint.
• A vibe that says “I could be on the runway, but I’d rather be napping.”

It’s not ready to launch just yet (turns out greyhounds are terrible at admin), but it’s coming. And when it does, expect collars, leads, and maybe the occasional tote bag that whispers yes, my dog is sleeker than yours.

For now, consider this your official teaser.
Barney’s empire is on the way. 🖤

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